"So, if you ever meet Ted Cruz on the campaign trail, you might want to think twice before shaking his hand", he said.
Or number four, you know, Ted lost the presidential election, he's been bullied by Trump, he didn't get a cabinet position, he's exhausted of being the uptight religious guy from Texas. "Which is.well, he's a family values guy", the comedian joked on Tuesday's Jimmy Kimmel Live.
"Or, No. 4: Ted lost the election, was bullied by the President, did not get offered a cabinet position, he's exhausted of being the uptight religious guy from Texas".
Kimmel presented four theories as to why Cruz's Twitter handle would have "liked" the clip.
Asked again whether he was the one who "liked" the video, Cruz eventually responded "no".
What he didn't address. why the hell was the staffer in any position to like porn?
In other words, just browsing to a booby-trapped page could be enough to steal data or to infect you with malware, with no tell-tale popup warnings or "Are you sure?" dialogs.
"'Ew, gross, ' said the porn stars after hearing that Ted Cruz watched them", Meyers said.
Cruz said it wasn't "malicious", just simply that a staffer "accidentally hit the wrong button".
"Everyone watches porn alright?" "I honestly don't think it was Ted Cruz, I don't think Ted Cruz looks at porn". Ted Cruz isn't turned on by sex.